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Cool Patrol - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the album here: https://bit.ly/2BlFdD8 Written by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht) Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP Starring: Jacksepticeye as The Kid Markiplier as Cool Patrol Leader Ryan Magee as Verified Cool Patrol Member Matt Wilson as Unverified Cool Patrol Member Jordan McQuiston, Diamond Walker, and Hunter Collins as Roller Dancers Zan Alda as Cow Barry Kramer as Camel Kaden Vu and Eric Radic as Bullies Lala Araki, Milloux, and Lindsey Jennings as Roller Ladies Jordan Irby, Jeffrey Minter, Viktoria Ershova, Jonathan Sapp, Christina Correa, Kassandra Corea, Pamela Horton, Vernon Shaw, Kyle Crosby, and Daniel Stonem Ali, Meredith Quail, and Amy as Roller Rink Patrons Director: Sean Barrett Editor: Sean Barrett Producer: Svetlana Dekic Production Supervisor: Sarah Williams Director of Photography: Gordon Yould Additional Post-Production: Matt Watson 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon 2nd AC: Jeffrey Ball Steadicam Operator: Bryant Swanstrom Gaffer: Seth Naugle Key Grip: Conrad Wrobel Media Manager: Andrew Fontanelle Makeup: Taja Davis Wardrobe: Lici Koch NSP Costumes: Kristen Carr Art Department: Kati Schwartz Production Assistants: Tasha Anderson, Rory Ross Manager: Brent Lilley Lyrics: Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol! Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!) We're gonna teach you the rules Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around Those bullies (AW SHIT) their ass is done for now We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First… You put your hands in the air And you jump off the ground And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance This is the cool patrol dance Now put your hands in your pockets And take them right back out Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo) Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants This is the cool patrol dance Whee! Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES! THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE... You put your hands in the air And then stick out your rear end And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants This is the cool patrol dance Now rub the peanut butter on you From your head to your feet And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance This is the cool patrol dance Cool Break! *synth solo* You put your hands in the air And grab a bird from the sky And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced This is the cool patrol dance You're basically a superhero now So throw some cars Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance This is the cool patrol dance!
Views: 12761244 Ninja Sex Party
Danny Don't You Know - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Get our new album here: https://bit.ly/2BlFdD8 Director/Editor/VFX: Sean Barrett http://www.instagram.com/mrseanbarrett Music credits: Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist. Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by Thom Flowers Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC Dan Avidan - Vocals Brian Wecht - Keys & Synths Havve Hogan - Drums Lord Phobos - Guitar Doctor Sung - Synths & Keys Commander Meouch - Bass Jim Roach - Guitars Video credits: Producer: Shawn Wallace On Set Producer: Bret Rea Cinematographer: Gordon Yould Production Designer: Traci Hays Art Director: Nicole Case 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon 1st AC: Wes Waters 2nd AC/DIT: Brooks Ludwick Gaffer: Randy Newman Gaffer: Adam Leene Key Grip: Chris Lowery Swing: Jacob Laureanti Swing: Kenneth Bauer Hair: Becca Weber Makeup: Laura Peyer Makeup: Erin Walters Truck PA: Mark Dewey Art PA: Jesse McElroy Set PA: Gabriel Peregrino Set PA: Alex Cohen Set PA: Eric Gilbert Cast Finn Wolfhard: Young Danny Arin Hanson: Danny's One Friend Mark Fishbach: Centaur Nathan Smith: High School Bully Kevin Abernathy: Male Classmate Taylor Grandy: Female Classmate Pam Horton: Centaur Girl/Concert Fan Amy Nelson: Concert Fan Mica Burton: Concert Fan Dave Moss: Concert Fan Brent Lilley: Amazing (and handsome) Manager Lyrics Hey little Danny don’t you cry I am you from much later in your life I know your hair is wild, I know you have no style You’re still a virgin and you will be for a while Danny don’t you know that you are hot as fuck on the inside Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time Danny don’t you know that you kick so much ass on the inside Danny don’t you know Hey little Danny, don’t be blue You had a growth spurt and you’re suddenly 6’2” The girls are steering clear You walk like a newborn deer You sent birthday invites, and now all your friend is here Danny don’t you know that you are cool as fuck on the inside You’re just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29 Danny don’t you know that everyone feels weird on the inside Danny don’t you know Close your eyes and you will see A window into your destiny Now you’re on tour, and they want more! You step on stage and they come alive No one cares that you’re 35 You’re a rock star on a centaur! You’re still a nerdy kid inside But now you’ve finally found your tribe Hear the crowd roar Give ‘em what they came for! ALL RIGHT LET ME HEAR YOU!!!!! D-A-N-N-Y HE’S A SUPER AWESOME GUY D-A-N-N-Y HE IS NOT AFRAID TO CRY D-A-N-N-Y HE CRIES ALMOST ALL THE TIME D-A-N-N-Y HE CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES Danny don’t you know that we’re all rad as fuck on the inside Now it’s time to rock the show, come on you are a star tonight Danny don’t you know that you’re a spandex butterfly for life Danny don’t you know
Views: 5481350 Ninja Sex Party
If We Were Gay  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Find the Ninja Sex Party album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577 Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian take a moment to contemplate how awesome the world would be if they were gay. Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special Guests: Tracey Petrillo Shamikah Christina Martinez Mark Peterson Morgan Golden Ruth Schwartz And introducing Tortilla and Guapo Futuristico as "The Gay Ninjas" Directed by Jim Turner 1st AD - Mark Peterson Production Assistants: Morgan Goldin David "GunShow" Cowles Mark Peterson Disco Lighting Technician: David "GunShow" Cowles LYRICS: A newborn deer runs through a field A rainbow shines from heaven A child's smile lights up the room As Brian blows a dude A star shoots in from outer space A puppy licks its mother A ray of sunlight through the trees As Brian licks a sack There would be no sadness If we were super gay Just unicorns and magic If we were super gay We would all be flying On a tasteful pink duvet But mostly Brian Mostly Brian's gay Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS! Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls! Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls! My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!
Views: 7008123 Ninja Sex Party
Samurai Abstinence Patrol - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14 Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht) Lyrics In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!" They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry 500 years later two heroes were born One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best! In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking." Samurai Abstinence Patrol To control all our junk is their one true goal It's a battle for boners and rock and roll Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face) What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party? Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree? And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee? The championship word is "nomenclature" N...O...C...FUCK IT! The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside The girls just went home, the mime probably died Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming Could we really have a future in a world without creaming? All hell broke loose with the insane war cry Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked But the two sides began to have mutual respect "Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam" "You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!" An union was formed between both rival camps And they both started rocking using NSP's amps But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed Samurai Abstinence Patrol Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll Independently conducted by Danny and Brian Is the story over or has it just begun? Has the battle for boning been lost or won? The question is a deep and important one Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"? N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
Views: 3534234 Ninja Sex Party
The Decision  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Find the Ninja Sex Party album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw... And if you want even more (like a LOT more) boner jokes, look for us on Facebook and Twitter! Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special guests: Julie Katz Mookie Thompson and Princess Tinkles as herself. Directed by Jim Turner Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner Production Assistants: Mark Peterson and Flynn Hundhausen LYRICS: You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Which one of us to have sex with That's natural But nice of you to say Well maybe I can help you out Clear up all of your confusing doubts Do you want sex with a ninja Or sex with a guy like me The choice should be so obvious (Dan) And although he is mysterious (Brian) Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan And is Jewish One other thing... Everyone in the band has an STD Except for me By the process of elimination You can make determinations On who just that might be It's Brian Brian has an STD ...i'm sorry.
Views: 4841444 Ninja Sex Party
Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rhinoceratops-vs.-superpuma/id635112361?i=635112459 Thanks to our friends at Rug Burn for helping with this... subscribe to them too! http://www.youtube.com/user/Rugburn Ninja Sex Party is back with our first fully-animated music video about space monsters boning each other! YOU HEARD US. Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Animated by Six Point Harness Lyrics Oh hey. Did I ever tell you all about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? Yeah, that's a thing that happened. So please, pay attention. I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus. It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the city It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty And on the other side of town, something rages down the path If you had a lisp you'd know it's kicking theriouth ath Mortal enemies since the early days of yore We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut They both know they're kicking earth right in its planetary nuts Not a single human being can survive in their vicinity It's kind of like Godzilla squared but also times infinity Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin at our place When we got a frantic call from the President of Space Saying "You're the only hope to save billions of lives!" I said "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives We could be there in an hour if we really really tried" But we didn't, so they ate France. Sorry if you died. Rhinceratops vs Superpuma Giants from the sky with no sense of humor Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl One shat on Minneapolis, the other St Paul Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma I am pretty sure that they just pissed on Cuba I would be lucky if I lived to see dawn They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn FUCK! I just had that resodded. That's gonna be like 25 dollars...at least. Dammit! A couple hours later NSP hit the scene We know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream "Where have you been?" screamed the president. "We're all under attack!" "I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fuckin back." Brian busted out a keyboard, and I grabbed my blue bass Someone said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance And they leapt up on each other in a frenzy of romance I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants Now I cant forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced When the sex was over they took off into the skies All the world screamed "NSP! You are super awesome guys!" So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row. Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma Life on Earth survived, but that was kind of screwed up Everyone's rejoices, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!" Doug you suck, but that's a story for another day Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car Son of a BITCH!...I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out. Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.
Views: 3528667 Ninja Sex Party
First Date - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Get the album here: https://bit.ly/2BlFdD8 Animated by Simon Macko (@shoocharu) http://www.twitter.com/shoocharu Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht and Jim Roach Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist. Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Dan Avidan - Vocals Brian Wecht - Keys & Synths Havve Hogan - Drums Lord Phobos - Guitar Doctor Sung - Synths & Keys Commander Meouch - Bass Jim Roach - Guitars Manager - The Incomparable Brent Lilley
Views: 1481915 Ninja Sex Party
Dinosaur Laser Fight  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Find the Ninja Sex Party album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577 NY Comedy band Ninja Sex Party teaches some fucking science! Thanks to our best friend EGORAPTOR for the awesome animation! Check him out here: http://www.youtube.com/egoraptor Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) With: Julie Katz Kristen Acimovic Missy Moser Jamie Frevele Mookie Thompson Dan Hodapp Written by Ninja Sex Party Directed / Edited / Special Effected by Jim Turner Assistant Director - Eric Smith LYRICS Hey boys and girls This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world So close your eyes and travel back in time With me and Ninja Brian It's gonna blow your mind to shit! It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed Because his tiny wrists Caused his high-five to miss And he was like "Fuck this!" Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight! Oh Yeah! Hell Yeah! Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight! It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown But it was quiet because in space there is no sound Did we mention that this took place in space? It did. So shut your face Also, there were robots and sharks Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's a goddamn Dinosaur Laser Fight In space! With sharks! It's a balls out Dinosaur Laser Fight! It's fucking science! Just ask Albert Einstein. He invented space. ...and then a bunch of fuckin aliens from Mars Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace So they killed them with lasers HOLY SHIT! And then they had a giant laser party A Dinosaur Laser Party! FUCK!!
Views: 7890646 Ninja Sex Party
Why I Cry - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/why-i-cry-single/id906844274 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: The Lady - Emily Ruth Roche The Barricorn - Barry Kramer Dead Scientist - Joseph Adams Ross - Ross The Crew: Director - Aaron Umetani Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Propmaster - Suzy Berhow Production Assistant - Joseph Adams Lyrics: Lady, I Have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your ass just hit pay dirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth Here's a rose bouquet I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée Now mount this stallion and we shall ride While also flying kites And make love inside a rainbow through the night Then after sex I'll cry, cry And also before sex I'll cry, cry Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly Watch a film with me I love boring romantic comedies Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream Any movie we see Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed Now it's almost dawn I can communicate with newborn fawns Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance That will melt off your pants Take my junk by the hand, this is romance! And during sex I'll cry (Thinking about sex makes me) Cry (Even when I use a sextant I) Cry (They measure angles) Cry Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.
Views: 4279521 Ninja Sex Party
Eating Food In The Shower - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the album here: https://bit.ly/2BlFdD8 Written by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht) Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP Starring: Pulp Suicide: The Girl Zan Alda: The Waiter Mariachi Band: Evan McGee, Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer Harpist: Victoria Paege Bunch of Friends: Mark Fischbach, Matt Waston, Ryan Magee Taco: Kati Schwartz Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Svetlana Dekic Co-Producer: Dana Kurth Editor: Kelly Lyon Production Coordinator: Sarah Williams Director of Photography: Gordon Yould 1st AC: Bryant Swanstrom, Brooks Burgoon Gaffers/Grips: Seth Naugke, Brooks Burgoon, Zach Groll, Ryan Hogue Makeup: Taja Davis Wardrobe: Sarah Williams Set Dresser: Dillan Harris Set Photographer: David Noe Craft: Tyler Mumper PAs: Vladimir Maksic, Kati Schwartz Lyrics: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together. You've got your career. I've got, my…uh I do stuff. But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON! I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast God knows we need both but there just ain't no time But I've found a way to get the most out of our day I prepared you this buffet So grab a tray, take off your clothes And follow me Let's eat our food in the shower Just look at the time we've saved Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray We're eating food in the shower Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life And there's a huge amount of bacon Collecting in your drain Wooo! That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked? I gotta tell you I - whoops. Sorry I'll get that, that was... WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me. Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date! Sit down at the tub-shaped table Give your order to the waiter And hold my pruney hand I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!) Eating food in the shower But just between us I don't deny All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!) We're eating food in the shower This is the pinnacle of your year The night is only getting better as we get wetter and wetter Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!
Views: 2733367 Ninja Sex Party
Peppermint Creams - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/peppermint-creams-single/id942445573 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: Princess Headshot - Maxine Hupy The Barricorn - Barry Kramer The Gods - Holly Conrad, Jessica Marzipan, Markiplier, .............. and Ross. Roman Warriors - Alex Kramer and Zan Alda Zombie - Ryland Cronk The Crew: Director - Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Propmaster - Holly Conrad Production Assistant - Ryland Cronk Paintings - Katie Scott Additional Illustrations - Ross Lyrics: Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang I have ridden thousands of miles I have survived the deadliest trials I've fought through battles you can't even dream For a taste of your peppermint creams Sword and steed are all that I've had To conquer the evil over the land But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes Was the thought of your peppermint creams OH! Talkin' about your boobies The peppermint creams are your boobies Your boobalicious boobies OH GOD! GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!! Lost in the dark of eternal night Failing my quest meant the end of my life And when things were the worst I wanted to scream Then I thought of your peppermint creams Now I kneel and pray to the gods Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades That I shall return and make you my queen And bask in your peppermint creams ALSO YOUR BUTT! THE TERM PEPPERMINT CREAMS ALSO REFERS TO YOUR SWEET BUTT OH YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt? GOD ABOVE don't make me choose! I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!! And with these last words I must now bid you adieu You are my princess And I will always love you……r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.
Views: 3555252 Ninja Sex Party
Orgy for One - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the album here: https://bit.ly/2BlFdD8 Guitar solo by Kenny Harris. Thanks Kenny! Instrumentals by TWRP - check ‘em out here: http://bit.ly/2fv1Ib3 Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP Music credits: Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA. Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound. Performed by Ninja Sex Party, TWRP, Jim Roach, and Kenny Harris. Video credits: Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Scott Shiffman 1st AD/PA: Dan Brown Production Design: Traci Hays DP: Gordon Yould 1st AC: Ryan Sax 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon 2nd AC/DIT: Brooks Ludwick Techno Jib OP: Justin Umphenour Techno Jib Tech: Andrew Azouz Gaffer: Danny Williams Gaffer: Randy Newman Key Grip: Nick Lundstrom Key Grip: Marlow Nunez Hair: Becca Weber Makeup: Kat Bardot PA: David Browne PA: Leah Yould PA: Keaton Shiffman Kristen Vaganos: Jenny Leah Yould: Kate Morgan Matthews: Sally Jim Roach: Sally’s Dad Alara Ceri: Wendy Scott Shiffman: Wendy’s Dad “Manager”: Brent Lilley Lyrics Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy, but the responses thus far haven’t been what I’d hoped for Stacy had a headache Jenny was in jail Brenda had to work late Kate was getting Jenny’s bail Angela got scurvy Ashley caught a cold Sally’s dad exploded That’s what I was told Michelle had to play checkers Ann was baking pies Wendy’s dad exploded too That might’ve been a lie Pam had frisbee lessons Stella had ballet Now I’m by myself But I can have fun anyway, so…. Dim the lights Remove my tights YEAH! Nobody showed but I’m gonna have some fun Let’s get this party started it’s an orgy for one It’s me and my hand and it’s hotter than the sun So break out the tissues it’s an orgy for one I’m workin’ out my issues in an orgy for one Margaret’s cat got nauseous Jane was way too shy Steve was not invited because he was a guy Claire was parasailing Brooke said she was in space But it doesn’t matter Cause I’m rounding second base All through the night My grasp is tight OH I’m beating so hard you’d think I was a drum And I don’t even care it’s an orgy for one I’m here all alone and I’m tuggin on my plums It’s not just masturbation it’s an orgy for one It’s a fuckin’ celebration it’s an orgy for one Orgy for one Orgy for one Sixty nine Without the nine Now pour the wine I’m mine all mine I’m batting a thousand and nailing everyone Thank you everybody at this orgy for one These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt You know I’m goin for it, it’s an orgy for one My junk is getting sore and it’s an orgy for one You know that I’ll be scoring at the orgy for one Orgy for one Orgy for one
Views: 2652093 Ninja Sex Party
No Reason Boner  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Find the Ninja Sex Party album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577 In this episode Danny and Ninja Brian deal candidly with their massive erectile issues. Actually, just Danny. Check out Ninjasexparty.com for more hot action! Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special guests: Zach Hagen Jo-Ann Harrold Janelle Hawkes Dan Hodapp Julie Katz Kellie McCants Mookie Thompson Ashley Wilson Directed by Jim Turner Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner Production Assistants: Mark Peterson, Morgan Goldin and Ashley Wilson Super special guest drummer: Charlie Shaw LYRICS: There are three, three, three kinds of erections Some are sexual Some occur during periods of nervous tension But there's a mysterious third kind That no one really understands It happens when your shlong decides To take matters into its own hands No reason boner No reason boner It baffles scientists No reason boner This morning I was having breakfast At the Midtown diner The bagel was delicious And the coleslaw couldn't be finer I got a weird look from the waitress When I asked her for the check I looked down an realized I was one hundred percent erect No reason boner No reason boner I like coleslaw but not that much No reason boner ::spoken exchange with mailman:: Now things are a little awkward Between my mailman and I That was not my best lie I was just covering up for my No reason boner No reason boner That was the wrong kind of package to mail No reason boner ::spoken exchange with zookeeper:: This is no laughing matter This is not some kind of game I can tuck away my johnson But I can never tuck away the shame It can happen anytime It can happen anywhere When the Loch Ness Monster Decides he wants to randomly come up for air No reason boner No reason boner You're ruining my life No reason boner No reason boner No reason boner Why....?
Views: 5260345 Ninja Sex Party
Attitude City - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - Emily Roche 'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson 'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta Thug 2 - Zan Alda Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Animation by Gregzilla Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros Fan Artwork: Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/ Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/ Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak: http://jspiwak.tumblr.com NSP (Ninja Brian Birthday Pic) by Leeann Hamilton: http://thecoolbean.net/ Sexy garage dinosaurs by Lulu Kachuu (aka Aazumin) Teenage Mutant Ninja Brian by Katie Scott Art: http://instagram.com/katiescottart Lyrics: What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this? Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing" And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real Hey! Hey! That's how we're living Welcome to Attitude City Hey! Hey! No fucks are given When you're in Attitude City Hey! Hey! You made the right decision If your goal was to learn how to rock Now sit back as I walk you though My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block Every morning I wake up before the dawn and Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!) Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!) Then I maintain this insane body with weight training Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!) Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad Hey! Hey! No one can faze me! When I'm in Attitude City Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy Daily in Attitude City Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty...but here come some tough Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down! Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me? Thank you. Oh what a lovely spring day For you to visit our city Here are some tasty gumdrops And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops) Do come again with your thugs But only if you like bro hugs Here's my wallet Have a nice DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!! HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters Of fuckin' Attitude City! HEY! WE'RE MUCH Harder and faster Than you in Attitude City HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters! For anyone who Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct! ROCK FUCK! Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there... ROCK FUCK! Sorry again.
Views: 6155575 Ninja Sex Party
Dragon Slayer - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - comicbookgirl19 The Dragon - Egoraptor The Unicorn - Barry Kramer The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh The Weightlifter - Marty Benson The Naked Guy - Zan Alda The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler The Manticore - ? Ross - Ross Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Artwork: Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/ NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident. Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon. Lyrics Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case... This guy plays football But I once won the whole super bowl by myself This guy is a weightlifter But I can bench an entire continental shelf That dude is a scientist But I already cured all diseases last week And if that's not enough lemme ask When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast? Oh yeah, I will rock your world Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl! I shall now expose my chest Don't act like you're not impressed How hard did I just seal the deal With my dragon slayer steel Do you feel all my sexy appeal And my story that's so very totally real I rode up to the mountaintop It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air Til I found the Dragon's cave And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch Then I swung my horse like a club And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun Oh yeah, you are now in love With both my dragon slaying nuts I killed a demon with these hands Did I say I'm also in a band? In case you might need more proof I brought the dragon right to you Ooh! it's the one that I slew He'll attest that my story is totally true. Dragon dance! I am a dragon. Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit Girl let's go back to my place Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space Can you guess what's coming next? Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex This is the best day of your life You'll be my dragon slayer wife All right! Now it's time to decide Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight? Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
Views: 7403664 Ninja Sex Party
Cookies! - Ninja Sex Party
 
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"Attitude City" physical CD: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14 Or iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492 Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht) The Cast: Main Victim - Zan Alda Hellslaves - Jared Rosen, Vernon Shaw Other victims - Jack Douglass, Barry Kramer Demon Girls - Maxine Hupy, Kristen Ige Demons - Evan McGee, Jared Rosen Giant Dancing Cookie - Kati Schwartz The Crew: Director - Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Lyrics: From the darkest pits of the deepest well We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell You curse as our name passes your lips We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse Flying on the backs of flaming horses We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses We'll kill your family and scream obscenities The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies Death and destruction are all around We're motherfucking evil and we'll never slow down We are the nightmares you should be afraid of There is just one thing we love and that's Cookies! Cookies!  Yaaaaay! Cookies!  Pass the milk please! Everybody loves cookies hooray! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! OH GOD SAVE ME!!!!    I SEE DEMONS!!!! All your nightmares have come to life The horror survives in the darkest of night Take a final breath in our realm of hate And wish for merciful death as we eat this plate of Cookies!   They're the taste of happy! Cookies!   Chocolate chips for everyone! Cookies!   The demons are consuming me! Everybody eat some cookies today! That fuckin' do anything for you...Megadeth?
Views: 2781200 Ninja Sex Party
Unicorn Wizard  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the single on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/unicorn-wizard-single/id563540432 Ninja Sex Party is back for their most mind-explodingly great adventure ever! Sorry if this video is too amazing for you. Written, Performed, and Musically Composed by Ninja Sex Party Animations by OneyNG and PsychicPebbles Directed by Jim Turner Assistant Directed by Annie Quick Featuring Lauren Francesca, Montana Marks, and Samantha Maurice as Bikini Girls 1, 2, and 3, respectively Dan Hodapp as Roger Rogerson Kristen Acimovic as Robbery Victim Jerry as The Mugger Who Gets Hurt by Ninja Brian Mookie Thompson and Zack Evans as the Pair of Muggers Who Get Helped By Ninja Brian Branden Lam as That Japanese Guy Rachel Bitney Wecht as Danny's Mom Special Thanks to Ninja Brian for not murdering everyone during the making of this video Lyrics: Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am. What would my life be like if I turned this shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)? Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. And my staff. And my horn. And that thermos of soup. I'm hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time. Let's go! Riding straight out of your imagination Using my magic to fight against crime Destroying evil with powers most awesome Protecting the weak almost all of the time. But not Sundays -- Game of Thrones is on! Now is the time for a man of conviction The world needs a hero, and I am that guy Girl: Look! Who is that masked man? UW: That's Ninja Brian, but shut up about him. Let's focus on me, because... I am the Unicorn Wizard Riding for justice on a comet of stars With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are I am the Unicorn Wizard My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick My horn is my strength and my strength is my power And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick. Here's your opportunity to stop listening if this song got too amazing for you. No? OK. My life is a party, the guests are supermodels Operation: I Rule is a total success Every day I invent a new form of karate That changes the way that Japan views the West Now's that's progress! Doitashi Mashitay! (subtitle: You're welcome.) Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently The cream travels places you can't even dream Girl: Ugh, I think I just dreamed it. Danny: How was it? Amazing? Girl: Uhh.. Danny: You mean Uhh...stounding? Yeah. You do. I am the Unicorn Wizard Just like Danny Sexbang, I'm handsome and strong With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary We punish the wicked then break into song I am the Unicorn Wizard A superhero for the entire human race My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door And the wand is my junk and the door is your face Mom: Danny, Danny, wake up! Danny: Oh hey mom. I had the craziest dream! I was the unicorn wizard. Mom: Awww, shut up. Danny: Unicorn Wizard! Mom: I said shut up. Danny: You shut up.
Views: 6169879 Ninja Sex Party
Party of Three - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Have you ever wondered if there's a down side to going on a date with Danny? The answer is, of course, no. Buy the song on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/party-of-three/id727155462?i=727157944 or Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Party-of-Three-Explicit/dp/B00FYJVVFA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1382451242&sr=8-2&keywords=ninja+party+of+three or CDBaby: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty7 Written, performed, and composed by Ninja Sex Party Directed by Egoraptor Editing/Effects by Kelly Brickner Additional animated backgrounds by Miss After Effects Props by Mort3mer Starring Jenny Allford as The Girl Zan Adla as Waiter No. 1 Alex Kramer as Waiter No. 2 Arin Hanson as The DJ Barry Kramer as the Barry-nicorn Ben Bizuneh, El Cid, Barry Kramer, Alex Kramer, Ross O'Donovan, Erin Schmalfeld, Vernon Shaw, and Lena Nicole Thomas as Club Kids/Pool Partiers/Victims of Ninja Brian Lyrics Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight So put on your sexy dress and meet me In my chambers by the firelight This night is gonna be the best of your life Oh yeah the mood is right You look more beautiful than poetry can describe By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian Joins us he's promised not to kill anyone...oh never mind It's a party of three It's just you and me And a psychotic ninja Every girl's dream Don't make sudden movements! Waiter: Good evening, would you like an appetizer? Danny: Oh, Brian! Do you see what I mean? Nothing's more romantic Than a murder in the second degree You'll be convinced Though I'm sensing you're not totally on board with this Was it the murder thing? Yeah, i thought it might be. Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club I'm grinding up against you and I'm starting to chub Oh you know girl, we're makin' it work While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk There were 300 people at this club Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a Party of three If human life were a keyboard He'd be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete Don't make direct eye contact! DJ: Yo I'm the DJ! Who wants to dance? AGH!! Danny: OK Brian, we get it. Girl you're looking at me Like your feeling sick I'll take you home and give you vitamin P That stands for penis Nothing will come between us Brian! Lay down a tasty bridge Damn girl, we had such a great night It's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived We're going back to my place where we're gonna make love At the moment of completion I'll release a flock of doves Let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations There's gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration Followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration Ending in the culmination of elation consummation There's just one thing I think I forgot to mention Ninja Brian's gonna be there giving us his full attention Cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace With a ninja staring at us three inches from your face WOOOO!!! It's a party of three Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot You are the new queen Please take your throne Together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone Oh, hey Brian! I think we all can agree It's time for me to plow your fields and Sow the seeds of a new family tree We're young and free Come on, baby It's just you and me ...and Ninja Brian.
Views: 3712928 Ninja Sex Party
Rocket Man - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Get the album here: http://bit.ly/2zp1yO7 Stream it on Spotify here: http://spoti.fi/2im5nIW Watch more Super Guitar Bros here: https://youtu.be/auj9J2bKbvY Original song written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and Super Guitar Bros. Director, Editor: Sean Barrett - http://instagram.com/mrseanbarrett Producer: Gordon Yould Director of Photography: Gordon Yould 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon Gaffer: Dawid Rymar Key Grip: Chris lowery PA: Merrett Scott If you read this far, you are officially cool - way to go!
Views: 2402008 Ninja Sex Party
Take On Me - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Order the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und... Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Director of Photography: Gordon Yould Prop Master: Ryan Kaercher If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you!
Views: 11365205 Ninja Sex Party
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Oder the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und... Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem!
Views: 7405483 Ninja Sex Party
Objects of Desire  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Find the Ninja Sex Party album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577 Danny shares slightly too much information with his (now-ex) girlfriend. Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) With Special Guest Sara Benincasa Directed, filmed, and edited by Jim Turner LYRICS: Since I moved into your place One year ago today Our relationship has deepened In a spiritual way As time's swept gently forward And winter's turned to spring I know you so much better Cause I've fucked all your things I put my package in your mailbox Made love to all your chairs Dropped a load inside your washer I went down on all your stairs I took your cabinets from the front And your sofas from behind I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes And then we sixty-nined Thanks in advance For not judging me on This aspect of my soul When I dick-smash All of your belongings Is when I'm finally whole I boned you couches and your telephone And all your scented candles And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle I had sex with your whole kitchen With no boundaries or limits And your lamp was looking so good That you know I had to hit it Your wallet and your toothbrush And your jacket and your red hat Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that And the carpet and the furniture Your windows and the curtains And I licked your stamp collection I dicked your floor for certain I'm glad I got this off my chest My soul has taken flight Don't slam the door on your way out darling Because I'm slamming it tonight
Views: 2803037 Ninja Sex Party
I Just Want To (Dance)  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Find the Ninja Sex Party album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577 Episode 1 in the ongoing musical adventures of critically acclaimed NY comedy group Ninja Sex Party. Check out NinjaSexParty.com for more hotness... Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special Guests: Mookie Thompson and the girls of Candy Slice: Kristen Acimovic Regina DeCicco Shamikah Christina Martinez Jennifer Nieves Claire Jane Wolterman Directed by Jim Turner Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner Production Assistants: Mark Peterson Morgan Goldin Flynn Hundhausen Stage designed and built by Michael Lee Nirenberg LYRICS: I am the toughest fucking ninja That you've ever seen I killed a king And changed the course of European history But that's all in the past I am changing fast I'm switching up my stance Cause I just wanna I just wanna dance! Look at me I'm dancing! Son of a bitch I'm dancing! Watch me go! Watch me go! I've banged a thousand hotter girls Than the hottest girl you've ever seen I'll ninja-thrust and take you to orgasmic places You have never been But I don't want romance Or any dalliance So button up your pants Cause I just wanna I just wanna dance! You gotta believe I'm dancing Jesus the Christ I'm dancing! You now believe in God! ::single tear::
Views: 3277199 Ninja Sex Party
Best Friends Forever!  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/best-friends-forever!/id635112361?i=635112435 Ninja Sex Party is back for another amazing adventure with an astonishingly high body count! Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Directed and edited by Jim Turner Assistant Directed by Branden Lam Animation by PsychicPebbles, with effects help from OneyNG Starring: Lane Kwederis as Princess Peach Chris O'Neill, Will Stamper, Cory Spazkid, and Captain Amazing as Party Victims Lyrics Today was my birthday party It was so moving I cried I had a super happy good time Until most of my best friends died (Oh God!) So I ran into the bedroom Where there were still some folks alive We had pajama jammy pillow fight But tragically no one of them survived Hey there Ninja Brian! We're awesome together You know that I'm not lyin' We're best friends forever! But if you wouldn't mind there's One thing I'd like to request It'd sure be great if you could please stop Murdering all of my other friends That's a dick move, bro. Dick move. This morning at the dog park I met a cool new bunch of guys Now we're hanging out together And everything GODDAMMIT NINJA BRIAN A few deaths I could look past At three hundred I was concerned But 50,000 murders later I'm starting to think you'll never learn Hey there Ninja Brian! Just always remember Through the good times and the homicides We're best friends forever! I think that I can solve the problem Meet your new friend Ninja Jim I know you guys'll get along great Except for the fact you just murdered him Really, Ninja Brian? During the chorus? I can't stay mad at you! Our jams will reign supreme As long as you don't stab me We'll be a legendary team Ninja Brian, what are you doing? What is that? Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife. I can tell by the way it's stabbing me. Good talk, buddy.
Views: 3791697 Ninja Sex Party
Manticore  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Find the Ninja Sex Party album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577 In this latest mind-blowing escapade from NSP, the boys meet a new friend -- The Manticore! Things get weird. Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Featuring Sarah Kauffman and Kevin Harrington, and the incredible Dave Hill on guitar. Introducing Eric Smith as "Boom Operator #1" Written by Ninja Sex Party Assistant Director: Eric Smith Produced by Jim Turner and Ninja Sex Party Directed, filmed, and edited by Jim Turner Lyrics Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast With eyes of flame and teeth of steel On human flesh it feast Standing over 10 feet tall No man escaped its roar (ROAR!) Behold, my friends and foes alike The dreadful Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! The Manticore feels happiness Whenever you feel sad Because you got kicked in the junk The Manticore is glad The Manticore invented death And all things that are bad He'll kill your sister just for fun And make out with your dad Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! He'll enroll you in the school of pain And then teach the class He'll kick your ass in with his feet And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass Don't give him sass He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew Turns out that guy was you And yet you're there There can only be one explanation And that's that you're a zombie Now I'm scared It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind With the Manticore Manticore, where are you now? Are you gone forever? Oh no, wait -- there you are. He'll steal your girlfriend in the night And then he'll steal your soul He'll have a threesome with them both That's just how he rolls You may want to cry out loud "Manticore, you are wrong!" Too bad he already killed your ass In the first verse of this song. Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
Views: 2384907 Ninja Sex Party
Everybody Shut Up - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456 Animation by Gregzilla Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party Lyrics: Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!! Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant... Everybody shut up, I have an erection! It only happens 87 times a day Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection This is more important than what you have to say Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect Your spirit's at peace No need to call the police Please hold your applause Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan! (Courtroom gasps!) Judge: I will have order in this court! Everybody shut up, I have an erection! If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection This is more important than what you have to say Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me Who could argue a case With so much dick in your face? Please hold your applause Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars And think about your life and just how stupid you are If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star With an amazing penis (penis!) But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch Look! It's still my penis! President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on.... Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection! Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election This is more important than your boring-ass speech For one nation, indivisible under God We all stand together and peep my glorious rod Hey those guys look fun Oh wait are they holding guns? Please hold your
Views: 4088385 Ninja Sex Party
Heart Boner - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Get the album here: https://bit.ly/2BlFdD8 Director/Editor/VFX: Sean Barrett http://www.instagram.com/mrseanbarrett Music credits: Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist. Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by Thom Flowers Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC Dan Avidan - Vocals Brian Wecht - Keys & Synths Havve Hogan - Drums Lord Phobos - Guitar Doctor Sung - Synths & Keys Commander Meouch - Bass Jim Roach - Guitars Dallas Kruse - String Arrangement Video credits: Producer: Scott Shifman Director of Photographyr: Gordon Yould Production Designer: Traci Hays 1st AD/PA: Dan Browne 1st AC: Ryan Sax 2nd AC / DIT: Brooks Ludwick Gaffer: Danny Williams Best Boy Electric: Aric Avelino Key Grip: Nick Lundstrom Grip: David Nunez Hair: Becca Weber Makeup: Kat Bardot Set Decorator: Mindy Smith Set Dresser: Nicole Case Leadman: Jesse McElroy PA: David Browne PA: Leah Yould Animation Director: Patrick Stannard Character Designer: Nick Swift Background Artist: Renee Violet Animator: Parker Pierce Assistant Animator: India Swift After FX: Ty Davis Manager: Brent "Iceman" Lilley Cast The Princess: Carolyn Vasko Lyrics When I first looked in your eyes You were more than just a beauty to me All my senses shot straight up I was rock hard emotionally The fact that you and I could plow Is something I haven’t even thought about...starting now I’ve got a heart boner for you I stand before you stiff and true I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you This heart boner’s for you You’ve helped me grow into a man My shallowness is a thing of the past I want to slam you with my empathy And then I’ll rail you with my class You’ve helped me find maturity I’ll be your wiener king, tee hee I’ve got a heart boner tonight Feel my love pants growing tight I wanna plug you with respect all through the night I’ll bust a nut of joy and light Heart Boner Got a heart boner You are the love that I pursue Do you feel the feels I feel for you There’s so much we have yet to do Now jump me like a kangaroo This heart boner’s for you I stand before you thick and true I’ll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you This heart boner’s for you
Views: 1544748 Ninja Sex Party
Heat of the Moment - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Get the album here: http://bit.ly/2zp1yO7 Stream it on Spotify here: http://spoti.fi/2im5nIW Check out more TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Directed & edited by Sean Barrett: http://instagram.com/mrseanbarrett Consulting Producer: Rich Flynn Filmed by Audiotree Did you know? Only REALLY COOL people read YouTube video descriptions. Welcome to the club!
Views: 1646618 Ninja Sex Party
FYI I Wanna F Your A  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/fyi-i-wanna-f-your-a/id485948017?i=485948080 or CDBaby: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty3 or Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/FYI-Wanna-Your-Explicit/dp/B006HOGPSY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1323082580&sr=8-2 In this tender, magical song, NYC comedy band Ninja Sex Party explores the wide world of acronyms. And buttsex. Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Super starring Risa Sarachan Featuring "The NSP Club Kidz Rave Party Patrol" - Sarah Kauffman - Elina Zavala - Jose Diaz Martinez - Pablo Avila - Ben Rosenblatt Written by Ninja Sex Party Directed / Edited / Special Effected by Jim Turner PAs: Raymond Pagnucco and Bill Schaumberg LYRICS I want my P in your V Want you to S on my D Gotta J Off on your T's Then FYI I wanna F your A OMG! Just stuff your mouth with my Bs Don't LOL at my C And FYI I wanna F your A Girl, I can tell that you know what I mean But just in case, I will provide the translation Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA That's the Penis Touching Association Tonight let's watch a DVD That means you'll get a Dicking oh so Very Delicately I'll take the SAT, you'll take the GRE I'll do Such Amazing Thrusting that you'll Get Ready for Ecstasy Holy S! I'll bust a N on your chest You know my D is the best And FYI I wanna F your A No F'in way! So how about a BJ? If not, that's also OK But FYI I wanna F your A Let's play a sexy RPG While we watch ABC and eat a bowl of MSG Meaning that I'll Really Pound your Groin As you Achieve Butt Climax and Make Sex Gravy You'll be a VIP at the DMV Very Intensely Plowed by a Dick Made out of Victory LOL! JK, I love your TLC And you can bet I'll BRB for some more S-E-X ASAP FYI! F your A! Everybody say FYI! (FYI!) Everybody say F your A! (F Your A!) I'll F your V then your T's then your A then your M Then your T's then your V then your A again If you want me to F your A, say yeah! ...Oh.
Views: 4122366 Ninja Sex Party
Wish You Were Here - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Check out the Super Guitar Bros here: https://www.youtube.com/user/SuperGuitarBros Directed and edited by Sean Barrett. Original song by Roger Waters and David Gilmour. Used with permission.
Views: 2396819 Ninja Sex Party
NSP In Real Life #1 - Brian Snoring
 
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In this video, Ninja Brian snores his goddamn face off in a supremely uncool way.
Views: 891267 Ninja Sex Party
Next To You  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Yet another unbelievable installment of amazingness from Ninja Sex Party! Buy the song on iTunes here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/next-to-you/id521256743?i=521256748 Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party Featuring members of the Spangles Dance Company: Marjorie Failoni, Gina Trello, Kristina Fernandez, Alissa Alter, Becca Lee, Valerie Salgado, Lizz Picini, Julie Kotarides Directed by Jim Turner Assistant Directed by Eric Smith and Bill Schaumberg Gaffed by Benjamin Becker Zombie Makeup Effects by Jess Rajs and Aileen Salerno Stick Figure Illustrations by the Ninja Brian Graphic Design Co. Guest starring: Julie Katz as "Girl Who Broke Danny's Heart" Dan Hodapp as "Roger Roger" Gina Trello as "Claire" Kristina Fernandez as "Lisa" Rachel Bitney Wecht, Bill Schaumberg, and Benjamin Becker as Party People Jerry Nwosuocha, Jess Rajs, Aileen Salerno, and Rachel Bitney Wecht as Zombies Lyrics We'd been friends for many years Until I finally confessed That I've always loved you darling But you were not impressed If I can never be your lover Then I'll accept our destiny And I'll embrace your gift of friendship As I jack off constantly Oh, I'll be there to lift you when you fall With one arm around your shoulder and the other on my balls Oh, if you need me you just have to call 'Cause I'll be next to you, Masturbating 1, 2, 3, let's do it! Through the good times and the bad I will do everything I can Like if you ever need help moving, I can jerk off in the van If your car breaks on the road I'll grab my crank and pick you up And we can drive away together As I lotion up my junk Oh, it doesn't matter where our lives will lead us I will always stand beside you, both in spirit and in penis Oh, excuse me but I have to go dry clean this 'Cause I've been next to you, Masturbating Look, I know this may seem weird, but it's not. Every friendship I've ever had has been like this You should know that I'm not doing this for myself It's partly for you, but most of all, I'm doing this... for America! Oh, tell me everything that's in your heart This is Claire, we're gonna make out You just go ahead and start If it escalates to boning, it means I'm listening super hard 'Cause I'll be next to you, Masturbating Oh, wait, Claire brought a friend We're gonna have a threesome And a crowd of people's gathered To watch me bang both her and Lisa Oh, when this is done you and I are getting pizza 'Cause I'll be next to you, Masturbating Slash having a threesome with Claire But still masturbating.
Views: 2499503 Ninja Sex Party
Road Trip - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: Steel Panther - Steel Panther Girl #1 - Katie Scott Arin - Arin Barry - Barry Weatherman - Brian Wecht The Manticore - ??? Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige The Previous Owner - Barry again Palace Guard - yup, still Barry Russian - Lauren Francesca Alien - Lauren Francesca The Crew: Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Choreographer - Maxine Hupy Lyrics: I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heart beat Down in the very depths of my soul So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags We're going on a cross-country trip ‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date We'll start a meaningful relationship FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!! Let’s hit the road I was so close to personal growth So California here I come I wanna bone across the nation Let's bust a load of summer fun! I porked most of New York I banged 'em silly in Philly I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more I slapped my groin on Des Moines And dropped my phallus in Dallas We’re only halfway through Day Four I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC Bust coconuts on Miami I shot puree on Santa Fe I gave some penix to Phoenix And my nuts rattled Seattle So hard they felt it in LA TAKE THAT! YEAH!!! Now here we are In California These girls are hot And Brian bought us a new yacht (He killed the previous owner) Let’s raise the sail For a gonadventure This boner quest has just begun! I left ‘em smitten in Britain And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina Then things got beejy in Fiji I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden New Zealand got a blast of my semen I did some butt stuff with Russians Until they got a concussion I Banged-ladesh! Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause... I've conquered Earth It is time to move on! Let's take a rocket Find some hot alien sluts (Set phasers to thrust) No time for spacesuits I am way too horny! Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK
Views: 3659778 Ninja Sex Party
The Ultimate Sandwich!  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Ninja Sex Party engages in a "taste"ful (GET IT?!?) exploration of some important issues facing women in today's modern workplace. Written, Performed, and Musically Composed by Ninja Sex Party Animations by Rubber Ross Directed by Jim Turner Assistant Directed by Ray Pagnucco Featuring: Lane Kwederis as Banana Girl Alison Barton as Girl Eventually Repulsed By Danny Dan Hodapp as Roger The Referee Branden Lam as "Dear God!" Jerry as "Oh Shit!" Zack Evans as Reporter #23 Lyrics: Five feet high and three feet wide No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!) The Ultimate Sandwich (Oh shit!) Its taste could drive a lesser man insane Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Sweet Christ!) The Ultimate Sandwich (Fuck Yeah!) Whoa-ho It's a shit-ton of chicken On a dickload of ham An explosion of clams Whoa-ho Top that fucker with yams Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck And you've got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck! I mean eat...what? The ultimate sandwich uses weapons-grade ham To awaken your passions, make you feel like a man It's as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft Its sun-dried tomatoes grip the sides of my shaft Topped with man's hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts It's time to get sexy, no ifs, and, or buts As I thrust deep inside it, bacon grazes my nuts It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Oh tits!) The Ultimate Sandwich (Hot balls!) Whoa-ho It's a legend of lunches The lord of buffets I could slam it for days Whoa ho It sets my patties ablaze It's time to stuff my stuff in its stuffing Ninja Brian for practice I nailed your blueberry muffins (spoken) Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian. All right, I fucked that muffin too. You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this? Ah! You have cleaved my entire body in half.
Views: 2359247 Ninja Sex Party
Pour Some Sugar On Me - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Get the album here: http://bit.ly/2zp1yO7 Stream it on Spotify here: http://spoti.fi/2im5nIW Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by Def Leppard. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Starring Brett Rossi, Olivia Austin, and Karlie Montana. Director, Editor, VFX: Sean Barrett - http://instagram.com/mrseanbarrett Producer: Dana Kurth Director of Photography: Gordon Yould 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon Key Grip: Jeff Ball Gaffer: Seth Naugle G&E: Brooks Ludwick Production Design: Ryan Kaercher & Sean Barrett Costumes: Kristen Carr HMU: Laura Raczka Production Assistant: Alex Shulman Production Assistant: Stef Gomez Hi everyone! Thanks for reading the description!
Views: 2722053 Ninja Sex Party
Three Minutes of Ecstasy  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Ninja Sex Party counts down...to romance! Buy the song on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/three-minutes-of-ecstasy/id471083577?i=471083890 Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Guest Starring Sarah Kauffman as "Sara Kaufmann" Directed/Edited/Specially Effected by Jim Turner Assistant Director: Annie Quick Production Assistant: Ray Pagnucco Written by Ninja Sex Party Lyrics: You've been counting all the days off Of your calendar for weeks now You can't wait for Saturday cause That's the night that it all goes down From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular Cause that is when I'll give you what you need Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month You just tell me baby if that is too much When my stuff is in your stuff Our souls become entwined For 180 seconds My sex has blown your mind (Oh my god you're so welcome.) Go ahead and call all your girlfriends And give them the details of how it went down I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them About how I took your ass to Wangtown I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least... Three minutes of ecstasy Any more and this house would burn That's why I don't last longer Your safety is my main concern If you haven't finished Well baby that's just fine You know that I'm here for you Oh shit, look at the time (I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....) 1 one thousand, 2 one thousand 3 one thousand, 4 one thousand 5 one thousand, 6 one thousand 7 one thousand, 8 one thousand 9 one thousand, 10 one thousand 11 one thousand, 12 one thousand 13 one thousand, 14 one thousand 15 one thousand, 16 one thousand Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's skip to the end... 179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!! GAH! Three minutes of ecstasy Several nights a month But not more than four times a month That would be ridiculous I'm sure I left you happy But in case that's not enough Here's a copy of my headshot And a drawing of my nuts A drawing of my nuts A drawing of my nuts
Views: 3156869 Ninja Sex Party
6969 - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song (& album) here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492
Views: 5419585 Ninja Sex Party
Ninja Sex Party - The Sacred Chalice   (Part 1 of 4)
 
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The first of a four-part fantasy miniseries that will probably make your pants and/or face explode. Check out Ninjasexparty.com for more of the continuous magical adventures of NY comedy band Ninja Sex Party. Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special guests: Kristen Acimovic Mookie Thompson Guleraana Mir Deniele Cloutier Mark Peterson Dan Hodapp Directed by Jim Turner Produced by Ninja Sex Party, Jim Turner, and Alternate Ending Studios Production Assistants: Mark Peterson, Andrew Goldsworth, Steve Turner Boom Op: Dan Hagen Green Screen lighting: Dan Hagen, Steve Turner Drawbridge illustration by Jose Diaz Martinez
Views: 429591 Ninja Sex Party
NSP Theme Song  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsp-theme-song/id471083577?i=471083579 It's Ninja Sex Party's very own theme song! Sorry if this is too amazing. Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Super special starring: Lauren Francesca: Red Bikini Montana Marks: Black Bikini Andi Naar: Pink Biniki/Flag Bikini Mookie Thompson: Dude stabbed by Ninja Brian while reading newspaper Jerry Nwosuocha: Dude stabbed by Ninja Brian while writing music Dan Hodapp: Roger, who remains un-stabbed by Ninja Brian Directed/Edited/Specially Effected by Jim Turner Assistant Director: Eric Smith Written by Ninja Sex Party Special Thanks to Kathleen, Lauren, and everyone at the YouTube Next New Networks Lab Lyrics: Running really fast Jumping super high Flipping over shit Making stuff explode Flipping over more shit Fighting lots of guys Writing kick-ass jams Doing other things Giving you the sauce That's what we do cause We are Ninja Sex Party Shooting music all over your body I'm Danny Sexbang Check out my kung fu I'm getting sexy (unh!) I'm gettin sexy for you And Ninja Brian Is fast and deadly Stabbing dudes And then writing tasty medleys Are you seduced yet? No need to answer Tonight we're gonna rock you Even though you didn't ask us to! Slapping unicorns Going into space Breaking out of jail Trying on some bras Don't worry -- they're man-bras. Clapping way too long Listening to ham Blowing up the Sun Wearing tiny hats And now you know that We are Ninja Sex Party Musically seducing all the hotties Brian's a ninja Danny's a hot jew And we are best friends (yeah!) And we are best friends it's true Don't try to stop us We're on a mission Every girl Must now make The Decision Which to have with sex with No need to answer I know it's Danny Sexbang He's the handsomer of the two...and Ninja Brian's fat. Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry. That came out wrong. I didn't mean to call you fat. I meant stupid. And ugly. And fat. (Fat!)
Views: 2927946 Ninja Sex Party
Sex Training  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Find the Ninja Sex Party album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577 Danny and Ninja Brian take a young student under their wing and have sex with his girlfriend to show him how to truly be a man. Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) With Special Guests: Bradford Jordan Dani Faith Leonard Directed, filmed, and edited by Jim Turner LYRICS: So you want to be a great lover Ninja Sex Party will help you train So much knowledge to discover We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain Lets go! It's time for sex training Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong You've been chosen by angels Now you're the master of your destiny and your shlong LESSON 1 You need to sharpen your senses So get in the closet and contemplate boobs We'll wait out here with your girlfriend Unrelated question: Where do you keep all your lube? Rock on! Now stay in that closet You rule! And also we locked you inside There is no reason to doubt us This is what happens when science and romance collide LESSON 2 Now you should buy us all nachos But not for yourself. You're training. No food! And get an energy drink for your girlfriend She needs to rehydrate Although we've been giving her fluids Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us We're just happy that we could help You can come back in an hour Fondle my balls! Sorry. I was talking to someone else You're now a total dickmaster All hail the Lord of Vaginas and Time! Go forth and satisfy millions Oh by the way we'll have sex with your girl at the chime ::ding:: yay!
Views: 1922071 Ninja Sex Party
250K Subscribers!!! (w/ Steel Panther)
 
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Thank you for 5 sexy years everybody! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! Steel Panther https://www.youtube.com/steelpantherrocks https://www.youtube.com/SteelPantherVEVO
Views: 363919 Ninja Sex Party
Africa - Ninja Sex Party
 
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Get the album here: http://bit.ly/2zp1yO7 Stream it on Spotify here: https://spoti.fi/2Q829sg Check out more TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Filmed on location at Meow Wolf in Santa Fe, NM Director & editor: Tucker Prescott Camera operator: Kyle Daly Gaffer: Adam Siler Additional video editing: Matt Watson
Views: 843725 Ninja Sex Party
Ninja Sex Party - The Sacred Chalice (Part 2 of 4)
 
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Part 2 of the Sacred Chalice miniseries! Check out Ninjasexparty.com for more of the spicy yogurt-covered adventures of NY comedy band Ninja Sex Party. Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special guests: Kristen Acimovic Mookie Thompson Guleraana Mir Deniele Cloutier Steve Turner Dan Hodapp Directed by Jim Turner Produced by Ninja Sex Party, Jim Turner, and Alternate Ending Studios Production Assistants: Mark Peterson, Andrew Goldsworth, Steve Turner Boom Op: Dan Hagen Green Screen lighting: Dan Hagen, Steve Turner Drawbridge illustration by Jose Diaz Martinez Bridgekeeper makeup by Deniele Cloutier
Views: 259717 Ninja Sex Party
Let's Get This Terrible Party Started!  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Buy the song on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/let... Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party Directed by Egoraptor Edited/Effected by Kelly Brickner Props by Mort3mer Starring: JonTron as Main Party Invitee Kristin Ige as Amazing Girl Hanging out with NSP Evan McGee, Rubber Ross, Michael Hill, and Zan Alda as D&D Nerds Alex Kramer, Barry Kramer, and El Cid as Shalom on the Range Martin Cohen as Bilbo Shwaggins Marty Benson as "Amazing" Lena Nicole Thomas as "Awesome" Lyrics Oh shit! Congrats your ass just got invited To the party of your life are you motherfucking excited? It's a Ninja Sex Party party so you know it's the shit I hope you like fun cause were havin it LET'S GET THIS FUCKIN PARTY STARTED!!!! OH GOD! It's all going down! FUCK YEAH! Your life was bullshit until right now! WOO-HOO! Go ahead and let your pants hit the floor! Your destiny awaits behind that door! HERE WE GO! spoken: So, you guys playing Dungeons and Dragons...? (coughs) ALL RIGHT! This party's off to a bit of a slow start But soon it's gonna melt your brain and bitchslap your heart! Check out this leaf-collecting album that I made back in Autumn Don't get me started on balloons - You want em? We fuckin' got em! And when the music starts to drop, the vibe's gonna change We've got the country-themed bar mitzvah band Shalom on the Range The hot girls are showing up I am so sorry you waited But now they're finally inflated SO WE CAN GET THIS FUCKING PARTY STARTED DEAR GOD! The night is on fire THIS SHIT would make a Hobbit say "to hell with the Shire" HOORAY! Are you worthy? Thats a definite maybe It's like "Amazing" and "Awesome" fucked and had a "Party baby" DANCE BREAK!! I...I said dance everybody! (awkward pause) Why is that guy naked? (awkward pause) Alright this party sucks! Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind!
Views: 2840592 Ninja Sex Party
Ninja Sex Party - The Sacred Chalice (Part 4 of 4)
 
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The thrilling conclusion of Ninja Sex Party's Sacred Chalice miniseries. Thanks for watching all four episodes! Consider yourself a superfan! When Ninja Brian goes on his insane killing spree, your name will be on the protected scrolls and you will come to no harm! Check out Ninjasexparty.com for more of the unicorn-encrusted adventures of NY comedy band Ninja Sex Party. Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special guests: Julie Katz Evelyn Troester Diana Hill Deniele Cloutier Guleraana Mir Mookie Thompson Mark Peterson Kristen Acimovic Dan Hagen Nate Cohen Directed by Jim Turner Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner
Views: 240170 Ninja Sex Party
THANK YOU and NEW SHOW ANNOUNCED!
 
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Tix for NYC on 9/12 here: https://bit.ly/2MNNlAG Tix for Madison on 10/17 here: https://bit.ly/2MSiX8i Tix for St Paul on 10/19 here: https://bit.ly/2IhvCjN
Views: 104598 Ninja Sex Party
Ninja Sex Party - The Sacred Chalice (Part 3 of 4)
 
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Part 3 of the Sacred Chalice miniseries! Check out Ninjasexparty.com for more of the minty-fresh adventures of NY comedy band Ninja Sex Party. Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special guests: Mookie Thompson Blam Steve Turner Mark Peterson Directed by Jim Turner Produced by Ninja Sex Party, Jim Turner, and Alternate Ending Studios Production Assistants: Mark Peterson, Steve Turner Boom Op: Dan Hagen
Views: 223553 Ninja Sex Party
Welcome to NSP!
 
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Wondering if you should subscribe to Ninja Sex Party's channel? OF COURSE YOU FRIGGIN' SHOULD. But watch this anyway! (If you already subscribed, thanks!!!)
Views: 1733112 Ninja Sex Party
You Can Do Us!  -  Ninja Sex Party
 
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Find the Ninja Sex Party album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577 Another episode in the butt-altering adventures of Ninja Sex Party! This time, the boys attempt to motivate a bunch of women to have sex with them. It goes great! Not really. Written and produced by Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Directed by Jim Turner Featuring: Caitlin Brodnick Erin Goodwin Lexi Harrington Dan Hodapp Jessica Hwang Julie Katz Rachel Bitney Wecht Ashley Wilson Assistant Director: Mark Peterson Gaffer: Rich Samalot Lyrics: We're very glad you could join us today At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls There is just one simple key To unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be Just follow your heart and always believe That one day you'll get plowed by Ninja Brian and me When your dreams are slipping through your fingers You need to get double teamed by ninjas You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick You can do us! You can do us! Take control of your life, now be your own boss The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce (jizz!) Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams You can do us! You can do us! Here are some of the sensual sounds that you may hear during our motivational program: (Hot noises) It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt Except for you Roger, would you please leave now? Now girls form a line in order of height Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say? Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat Maybe you are starting to suspect that I'm already hard, now reach for the stars You can do us! You can do us! Let's go!
Views: 2266573 Ninja Sex Party

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